Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every day.
Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.
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well shit
I have to keep this in mind.
This still looks like a before and after shot of Armageddon or something where humanity is wiped out.
can i apply it to real life
Pick a god and pray, fucker
This is my god
whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING ASPHYXIATE
me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..
kiwami japan, the absolute madman:
me:
:O
why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
because barbie movies slap next question
are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made
tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️
anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of
Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

IF LEGION WORE PANTS
WOULD IT WEAR THEM LIKE THIS
OR LIKE THIS
this gif looks like what radiation poisoning must feel like

Grandma cares
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Reuploaded because tumblr did something weird with the images!
wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
Wish I was the hulk
wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
roses are red
violets are blue
I wasn’t your first choice, but
Chain chomp evolution is weird because they barely changed anything but now their much cuter and way less scary.
chain chomps lost their vestigial forward facing eyes after generations of forced domestication led them away from their predatory nature
are you telling me this is a chain chomp pug













